Woof, my namo is Senior Tyson. I whas born on Christmas Day 2015. I like to think of myself as a gentle lady's doggo. When my hoomas take me for a walk all the doggos im my street starts to bark and cheer, im very famous in my neighborhood, and by far the most handsome. And look so majestic when i run. Kind of like a horse , but obviously better. I love screaming chicken toys. They always make a stressful day better. My hoomans get mad wen i eat my toys, i dont know why, they eat most of their food without me .well maybe not most of it. Im very caring ,The one time on movie night my hooman left her plate of pizza on the table next to the couch. I decided to take care of it for her and clean up the plate , i did not enjoy it, she is the pineapple on pizza tipe of hooman. My daddy doggo warned me about those tipe of hoomans. I Even let my hoomans sleep on my bed. The are rude sometimes and try to kick me off . Must be the pineapple. I have a sister doggo, im her mentor . I taught her how to eat shoes properly and what carpet is the best tipe to pee on. Time to go , i hope you like my picture as much as i do. Im out ,woof. Sincerely Senior Tyson.